Context Free Game Quotes: 2025!

Quotes from before! 2024 | 2023 | 2022 | Olden Days

2-9-25, War of the Burning Sky

“Ono forgot the name of his monastery.”

“Hye, there’s a chick for you to slap in here, so warm up your pimp hand!”

“I do NOT want a shirt that says ‘Warm Up Your Pimp Hand’.”

“Full attack! And stop that non-lethal bullshit!”

“It’s a tickle missile!”

2-2-25, Wrath of the Righteous

“So, I’ll wait until Illendar comes of out his dragon’s ass.”

“There will be NO deals!”

“He’s mistaken if he thinks I listen to him.”

1-31-25, Age of Extinction

DM: “You see your worst fears…”
PC: “Oh God! COMMITTMENT!”

“I stick dead people.”

PC: “I have a normal whip. Why wouldn’t I use this?”
DM: “Because it’d look stupid.”

1-26-25, Quarantine with the Classics

“I thought I had some privacy here!”

DM: “You hear a hoarse whisper…”
Centaur PC: “I didn’t whisper!”

“I’m just trying to bring people together.”

“I don’t need hitpoints!”

1-24-25, Strange Aeons

“We have failed as a society when the androids become furries.”

“This is a strangely boring place.”

“Should we go in naked?”

“I gotta get better friends.”

1-19-25, Wrath of the Righteous

“I was about to do that.”

“You don’t have a Summoner book!””
“Apparently, I need to write one.”

1-18-25, Seas of Consequence

“The brothel here is called ‘Beef’.”

“Lamonta’s about to Wild Shape into a fucking problem.”

1-17-25, BDC

“Neutral Good? They’re NEVER going to see their parents!”

“The ranger doesn’t want to ride in the wagon, like some pantywaist.”

“The legend of the two wagons.”

1-12-25, Abomination Vaults

“In the ’80’s, every mall had a Big Worm in it.  They were usually next to Chess King.”

“Some people just like to watch”

“We like to think of them as breadcrumbs of destruction.”

GM: “So Kevin’s a 10?”
Player: “In my book, anyway.”

“That’s my Resting Rage face.”

“And on the level right below the Big Worm, we’ll probably find a B. Dalton.”

“Luckily, I’ve already had the Ghoul Vaccine!”

“I’ve always been terrified of being prone and Grappled!”

“2 Ghouls and a Cultist walk into a bar.”

“And the bartender says, ‘Why the long face?'”

“Fortunately they use the Dwarven Decimal System.”

“It’s a Shooty, Don!”

1-12-25, War of the Burning Sky

GM: “He’s unconscious, and Webbed, and upset.”
PC: “That’s the way I like it.”

“If I had Charisma and Intimidate, these guys would be fucked!”

1-5-25, Wrath of the Righteous

“I love the smell of burning demons in the morning.”

“Gato’s my attorney! ‘Slippin’ Gato’.”

“I just want to touch Fletcher.”