Context Free Game Quotes 2026
4-19-26, War of the Burning Sky
“We’re going to run out of Sargavans!”
“Blessing of Verm-or.”
4-12-26, Curse of Strahd
“A local craftsman doing some midnight sawing.”
PC1: “Let me get this straight: we did a B&E, and all you stole was linseed oil?”
PC2: “I also fed some rats!”
“To the victor goes the linseed oil.”
PC1: “We’re trying to hide on purpose!”
PC2: “Well, why didn’t you tell me before?”
4-10-26, Age of Extinction
“I vermed the BARD’s kill!”
4-6-26, Rise of the Runelords
“I bet he’s into Bondage.”
4-6-26, Seas of Consequence
“What is motorboating gills called?”
“Watching your boyfriend do prostitute tole play with your DM is crazy.”
“He’s getting the ‘Salty Rim’.”
“The force of gravity has wronged us twice so far.”
“Every day is Labor Day on the sea.”
“I know your tricks! And by tricks I mean dynamic storytelling.”
“Holliday has been watching those ‘manosphere’ videos.”
“A nere-duel.”
“Good luck assisting this blasting.”
PC1: “I don’t think I have heal stuff.”
PC2: “You only have steal stuff.”
“Danny, you blasterd!”
“You’ve heard of Eldritch Blast? Now get ready for uuuuuuuuh… Little Sword Blast!”
3-29-26, War of the Burning Sky
“Do not piss off our teenager.”
3-27-26, Age of Extinction
“And by ‘character-building experience,’ he means you’ll be rolling up a new character in no time.” – Steve
“Evil children? Don’t you just mean ‘children?'”
3-22-26, Curse of Strahd
“Everyone under three feet tall is crying right now.”
“Ok, but only as long as we get to burn the next thing we run into.”
“You’re in good talons with Allstate – Allstate Barovia.”
3-20-26, Strange Aeons
“Oh yeah, they’re WELL within 720 feet.”
“Elib! Uppies!”
3-18-26, Seas of Consequence
“There’s a guild hall over there…”
“Did someone say GILLHALL???”
“I’m familiar with how your mom’s ring works.”
“Bicentennial Macaw means enemy of all.”
“Regarding strip clubs… Jesus is coming.”
3-16-26, Rise of the Runelords
“I am a cat person. I love pussy.”
3-1-26, Abomination Vaults
“So just because we’re both demons, you’re saying we probably know each other?”
“He’s the catcher for the Otari Fighting Clerics.”
“We could probably get the contract checked out at the local office of Drow & Crouppen.”
“Oddly, the contract devil demanded only green M&Ms in his trailer.”
“When you ready an action with a warhammer, all your problems look like nails.”
“Does he even realize we’re the ones that completed the Chef-boy-ar-Dead sidequest?”
3-1-26, War of the Burning Sky
“We’re going to go find some new enemies.”
“I didn’t kill her! I just dropper her.”
2-25-26, Seas of Consequence
“I’ve never boxed an eagle before.”
“Not a ring of Super Vision, a ring of supervision.”
“Six Flags over Triune’s Eye.”
“I whip him with a dead cat.”
“You can swing a dead cat without hitting something.”
“I’m a cat person. I speak ‘meow’.”
2-23-26, Age of Extinction
“Send us a nice postcard from your guilt trip!”
“The Dow’s over 50,000, Don. How can you complain about your armor class?”
“The next map is the boat. So it’s an unsolicited deck pic.”
“We’re here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And we’re all out of ass.”
2-23-26, Rise of the Runelords
“And due, I have Mending so it’ll all be good.”
“I can summon instrument, a compass is an instrument.”
“I only get two skill points per level, you bitch!”
2-22-26, Curse of Strahd
“Shelyn has NOTHING to do with ‘people-pie’.”
“I’m going to try not to scream – it’s unprofessional.”
2-20-26, Age of Extinction
“It’s like Captain Underpants, but not.”
“Send me a nice postcard from your guilt trip.”
“If the bitch fits.”
“When I pull up the map, it’ll be an unsolicited deck peck.”
2-6-26, BDC
“Everyone’s friendly until someone gets Teleported into a wall.”
“I am very unconscious.”
“Wait – what’s going on in the hall??”
2-1-26, Curse of Strahd
“Orc pee steams in the summertime.”
“I’m a flyer molester!”
1-25-26, Curse of Strahd
“Alt you!”
“You know, when I break off a relationship? I BREAK off a relationship.
1-18-26, War of the Burning Sky
“This place is filthy with housekeepers.”
1-11-26, Curse of Strahd
“Here, hold this bomb.”
“I’d like a healing potion – anybody got a problem with that??”
“Sounds like a job for a light source!”
“Can I grab the dwarf and use her as a bludgeon?”
1-9-26, Age of Extinction
“Dismount the rescuee – I’ll tie her to the hitching post outside.”
“I’m tired of being judged by my actions!”
“In the desk drawer you find her Wand of Tongues”
“How does she look? I mean, I know she’s a hag.”
“The other hags call her the Hunchback of Notre Daaaaaaaaaaaamn.”
1-4-26, Abomination Vaults
“That’s really not good ‘yes, and-ing,’ Don”
“Why don’t you just tell me what language you’re looking for?”
“Why, that’s my favorite smutty novel!”
“After all, he is a renowned collector of the finest Drow porn.”
“This is just more of your rail-roading, isn’t it, Don?”
“We see a psychic imprint of JD Vance on the couch – and it’s memory foam, so it’ll never forget this.”
1-4-26, War of the Burning Sky
“We are heavily armed, and we are heavily your friends.”
“If he keeps this Ono stuff up, I’m going to kill him myself!”
1-2-26, BDC
“I heard there were two dead bodies in a bag.”
“No no no, there was only ONE dead body. The other body in the bag was alive.”
“Damnit! I wanted a feather pillow.”
“Would we be considered slavers if we sold the those petrified statue people?”
“It’s ok, we’ll destroy their temple later.”
PC1: “So, what’s the story with those cookies?”
(long pause)
PC2: “What cookies?”
“These will make your poop black.”
“Hey, who’s the mage here?? I think I *know* how to do a Teleport touch.”
“What’s this? “Toe In Your Anus’?”
“You just got critted by a mage, dude! That’s so embarrassing.”
“Rah rah ree! Kick D in the knee! Rah rah rass! Stick a toe in his ass!”
“It wouldn’t be a proper snack table without multiple hams.”
