Context Free Game Quotes 2026

1-11-25, Curse of Strahd

“Here, hold this bomb.”

“I’d like a healing potion – anybody got a problem with that??”

“Sounds like a job for a light source!”

“Can I grab the dwarf and use her as a bludgeon?”

1-4-25, War of the Burning Sky

“We are heavily armed, and we are heavily your friends.”

“If he keeps this Ono stuff up, I’m going to kill him myself!”

1-2-26, BDC

“I heard there were two dead bodies in a bag.”
“No no no, there was only ONE dead body. The other body in the bag was alive.”

“Damnit! I wanted a feather pillow.”

“Would we be considered slavers if we sold the those petrified statue people?”

“It’s ok, we’ll destroy their temple later.”

PC1: “So, what’s the story with those cookies?”
(long pause)
PC2: “What cookies?”

“These will make your poop black.”

“Hey, who’s the mage here?? I think I *know* how to do a Teleport touch.”

“What’s this? “Toe In Your Anus’?”

“You just got critted by a mage, dude! That’s so embarrassing.”

“Rah rah ree! Kick D in the knee! Rah rah rass! Stick a toe in his ass!”

“It wouldn’t be a proper snack table without multiple hams.”