Two Monks Archive! (a work in progress)
Two Monks Invent Bestiaries
MONK #1: uuuuuuggghh
MONK #2: whats up
MONK #1: how many eyes does a dog have
MONK #2: oh man
wow
MONK #1: RIGHT?
MONK #2: that is a good question
MONK #1: because like
i can tell that for sure seven is NOT RIGHT
but beyond that
i have no idea
MONK #2: ok well it’s time for lunch
so i feel like
executive decision
seven is fine
MONK #1: you sure?
MONK #2: yes im sure
we’re having bread today and i don’t want to miss it
MONK #1: i forget if with dinner parties do people usually have normal eyes and smiling faces, or –
MONK #2: red eyes and despair
MONK #1: okay i was pretty sure that was the one
MONK #2: just very red eyes and sorrow and pushing plates away
MONK #1: ok good
MONK #2: that’s how you know its dinner
MONK #1: what do lions look like in the face i mean what do their faces look like
MONK #2: worried
MONK #1: what did Jesus look like
MONK #2: oh that’s a really good question
MONK #1: thanks
MONK #2: he had the longest face in the world
MONK #1: really
MONK #2: oh yes his face was so long he could see the sunrise while his mouth was still asleep
MONK #1: wow
MONK #2: and tiny little shrimp eyes mouth so small he actually couldn’t talk he could only whistle
MONK #1: no kidding
MONK #2: yeah they called him Whistlin’ Jesus so the longest face in the world but then also stretched off a little to the right
MONK #1: what do women do when men aren’t around
MONK #2: sit around naked in a tiny stone cage and knife unicorns, i bet
MONK #1: yeah me too, i bet i bet that’s what they do a lot
MONK #1: What is the population of the world roughly like how many people do you think live in it
MONK #2: three at the absolute most but they’re all enormous
MONK #1: what did Jesus look like MONK #2: oh that’s a really good question MONK #1: thanks MONK #2: he had the longest face in the world MONK #1: really MONK #2: oh yes his face was so long he could see the sunrise while his mouth was still asleep MONK #1: wow MONK #2: and tiny little shrimp eyes mouth so small he actually couldn’t talk he could only whistle MONK #1: no kidding MONK #2: yeah they called him Whistlin’ Jesus so the longest face in the world but then also stretched off a little to the right
MONK #1: what do women do when men aren’t around MONK #2: sit around naked in a tiny stone cage and knife unicorns, i bet MONK #1: yeah me too, i bet i bet that’s what they do a lot
MONK #1: What is the population of the world roughly like how many people do you think live in it
MONK #2: three at the absolute most but they’re all enormous
MONK #1: what makes a woman beautiful
MONK #2: nice eyes long hair red lips
MONK #1: right definitely
MONK #2: you know what’s really hot though
MONK #1: what
MONK #2: women who don’t have shoulders
MONK #1: what
MONK #2: you know like when a woman’s neck just sort of turns into her arms without any shoulders in the way phwoooar
