Dalai Lama Reveals Forever DMs are Being Punished for Past Life Transgressions

“It has become clear to me that those who suffer as permanent Dungeon Masters must be atoning for transgressions in a past life,” the renowned spiritual leader declared. “They have been born into lives filled with endless map-making and NPC building as part of their karmic journey. The only possible explanation for such a fate is karmic imbalance. They must have been min-maxers or spotlight hogs in past lives.”