Druid Super Embarrassed to Discover They’ve Had a Bunch of Sticks in Their Hair This Whole Time

“Honestly, I thought they had all that shit in their hair on purpose. I dunno, man, I’m a paladin,” said Thorndren, the party’s dwarf. “Since they have leaves and shit all over their outfits, I just figured it was some flourish they did on purpose. I mean, there’s really no reason I should have all this paint on my face besides it looking cool, right? Nothing wrong with a couple of flourishes here and there.”