Category: Random Silliness

The Xvart first shows up as the Svart in White Dwarf #9 (Oct. 1978) in the trove of deliciously bizarre monsters known as the Fiend Factory, we then

Ridiculous. If there’s anything the last five or so years have shown, Americans are largely Lawful Evil. Check out this horseshit: “Compared to other groups, Lawful Goods are

“For several hours now, the wizard has been waving his gun around and making “pew pew pew!” sounds, brazenly defying society’s widely agreed-upon understanding of wizards as spooky,

“A précis of the Dungeons & Dragons movie has appeared as part of its copyright registration, confirming it’s set in the Forgotten Realms: An ex-Harper turned thief escapes from prison

Just so we can start sizing up the worst movie idea ever (coming next year) compared to all the other extraordinarily bad ideas.

YOU WEAK-MINDED, BREAD-BURNING, DAFFODIL!

LOL. ““The production is losing literally hundreds of thousands of dollars a day because Chris wants to play a fucking tiefling barbarian with -2 Charisma, one of the

“Master Sorgulg was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to Tiny Tog, who did not die, he was a second father. He

Answer: Of course not. “Sadly the evidence suggests the opposite. A succession of terrible fantasy efforts, from Eragon, to Duncan Jones’s Warcraft, have left fans of the genre flailing in

“Plot details are being kept under the chain mail, but the game is known for its war games, treasure hunts, campaigns, camaraderie and reversals of fortune, all in