The Top 16 Surprises in the "Lord of the Rings" Movie | As if there were ANY surprises..
16> One bottle of elfin grog + a hot tub + three young Hobbit hotties =
15> The unexpected return of dancing legend Joey Heatherton!
14> During the Moria scenes, you can actually catch a glimpse of the geeks already lined up for "Lord of the Rings: The Twin Towers."
13> Gandalf proclaims, "If we don't destroy this ring, the terrorists win."
12> Lots of hard-core Hobbit-on-Hobbit action.
11> The tap dancing is awesome, thanks to choreography from "Lord of the Dance" Michael Flatley.
10> *NSYNC do a cameo as no-talent boy band on-stage at The Prancing Pony.
9> If you look closely, the map of the Shire shows three Starbucks locations.
8> Just like in real life, all men who touch the ring are forced to "try and be more sensitive," curtail their beer drinking, and go shopping for fabric on weekends.
7> You gotta be kidding -- the ring goes THERE?!?
6> All those elves, and nobody's making anything even resembling a toy or a cookie.
5> Frodo's constantly saying, "Why, Gandalf, what a large, rigid staff you have!"
4> Elf queen Winona Ryder tries to shoplift the ring from Zales at the Middle Earth Mall.
3> New character, The Bobbitt, always running around screaming, "Where's the other half of my sword?!?!"
2> Not a single one of the characters uses a light-up goblet like the one I got at Burger King.
and the Number 1 Surprise in the "Lord of the Rings" Movie...
1> "...and starring Jerry Mathers as Thebeavor."