The Top 16 Surprises in the "Lord of the Rings" Movie | As if there were ANY surprises..

16> One bottle of elfin grog + a hot tub + three young Hobbit hotties = PAR-TAY!!!

15> The unexpected return of dancing legend Joey Heatherton!

14> During the Moria scenes, you can actually catch a glimpse of the geeks already lined up for "Lord of the Rings: The Twin Towers."

13> Gandalf proclaims, "If we don't destroy this ring, the terrorists win."

12> Lots of hard-core Hobbit-on-Hobbit action.

11> The tap dancing is awesome, thanks to choreography from "Lord of the Dance" Michael Flatley.

10> *NSYNC do a cameo as no-talent boy band on-stage at The Prancing Pony.

9> If you look closely, the map of the Shire shows three Starbucks locations.

8> Just like in real life, all men who touch the ring are forced to "try and be more sensitive," curtail their beer drinking, and go shopping for fabric on weekends.

7> You gotta be kidding -- the ring goes THERE?!?

6> All those elves, and nobody's making anything even resembling a toy or a cookie.

5> Frodo's constantly saying, "Why, Gandalf, what a large, rigid staff you have!"

4> Elf queen Winona Ryder tries to shoplift the ring from Zales at the Middle Earth Mall.

3> New character, The Bobbitt, always running around screaming, "Where's the other half of my sword?!?!"

2> Not a single one of the characters uses a light-up goblet like the one I got at Burger King.

and the Number 1 Surprise in the "Lord of the Rings" Movie...

1> "...and starring Jerry Mathers as Thebeavor."

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