(Peaches & Herb plays softly in the background)

@TinyBatmanSays

DM: "You hear a voice that says, 'come down! it's safe! come to me!'." Paladin: "Do I see a red balloon floating around anywhere?"

h J R

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Dwarven Fighter to DM: "Whenever you speak with a female voice, I know that's when I need to stop trusting you."

h J R

@TinyBatmanSays

"A dead insect demon? That's difficult terrain."

h J R

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"Much like a custodian at an elementary school, I know that I'm going to have to mop all this shit up."

h J R

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"I'm not a huge fan of the ocean, in a general sense."

h J R

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