Buck-some, by Fiat the Hobbit for Selene my Dearest Centaur Love
You are my stars, my sun, and my moon. The auction begins very soon. When I see you, my heart nearly bursts. Those items on auction are cursed! Well, you’ve never met anyone shorter. And I’ve never been much of a courter. But equine lady, I’m a champion cavorter, and I’ve never admired such hindquarters! And while I’ve never been so very luck-some, I never met a lady so buck-some. I am a hobbit so fine. Will you be mine?